In my next life….

onemoretimewithfeeling:

I want to live my next life backwards!

  • You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
  • Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
  • When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
  • When you start work, you get a gold watch! on your first day.
  • You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you’re too young to work.
  • So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
  • As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
  • You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
  • In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
  • You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
  • Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm.

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Sign me up!

surely you refer to the curious case of Benjamin Button

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  1. madelynking reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
  2. reallykatie reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
    best idea i’ve ever heard! can someone make it possible...actually do this?
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  4. nevermindthebolex reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
    Having just entered...“real world”...5 job, where I can’t...
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  7. nozaru reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
    Definitely much less scarier than ending your...bones. If only life
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  9. woody reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
    This is so genious! i am planning
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  11. liea reblogged this from babypanda and added:
    Wow, it all seems so fun like that lol.
  12. babypanda reblogged this from closetmind and added:
    this is heaven guys!!!!!!!!!!!
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  14. closetmind reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
    man, that’s what i call
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  18. insertname reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
    surely you refer
  19. thillythenny reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
    great idea… one thing… this means after...whole lifetime, you’d
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