tomoatmeal: “So that was really it?” I asked my main henchman.  He seemed as shocked as I was despite having witnessed the security breach with his own eyes.“Yeah.  It was just some kids.  They were dressed in karate outfits and I think they were going to try to kick me,” he said.“Did you get kicked?” I asked.“No, but even if I did, it probably wouldn’t have been a big deal,” he said.  “The oldest one was like twelve.  I just went ahead and shot them all dead - I figured you wouldn’t mind.”“Yeah, good idea, but man that’s weird,” I said.  “Who would send children to stop us?  If anything, it’s kind of insulting.” It was true.  I had worked a long time at building a reputation as a not only a successful arms dealer, but a vicious one as well.“Maybe somebody did that to fuck with me because it’s my birthday,” I wondered.
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“So that was really it?” I asked my main henchman. 

He seemed as shocked as I was despite having witnessed the security breach with his own eyes.

“Yeah.  It was just some kids.  They were dressed in karate outfits and I think they were going to try to kick me,” he said.

“Did you get kicked?” I asked.

“No, but even if I did, it probably wouldn’t have been a big deal,” he said.  “The oldest one was like twelve.  I just went ahead and shot them all dead - I figured you wouldn’t mind.”

“Yeah, good idea, but man that’s weird,” I said.  “Who would send children to stop us?  If anything, it’s kind of insulting.”

It was true.  I had worked a long time at building a reputation as a not only a successful arms dealer, but a vicious one as well.

“Maybe somebody did that to fuck with me because it’s my birthday,” I wondered.

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