June 2008
65 posts
WatchThe mating habits of the watershrew.
Excellent animation.
(via neatorama and sevenload.com)
OMG HAI 2 LOLCODE →
morningstar:
Awesome. Im gonna try to hack some site some place with a lolcode script. At least I would if I were a hacker.
getthefuckoutrightnow:
I HATE BEER!
INIFIDEL!
Watchpeterwknox:
codeit:
soupsoup:
Tumblr founder David Karp on Pop 17
Congrats guys!
Wooo. a whole second of screentime!
“Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code is a violent...”
– Coding Horror: Coding For Violent Psychopaths
60,000 Bees Removed From Inside N.C. Home →
marco:
“I came over here and dipped my finger in it and tasted it,” Jones said. “Sure enough, it was honey coming out of the wall.”
Thanks, shadowfirebird.
Jones took home video of the beekeepers as they tore down the walls to carefully collect the hives with a vacuum. They were put into three buckets and will be taken away and cared for.
Cared for? Is that like when dogs go to a farm...
Watchjeremyk:
justin:
delbertshoopman:
Dave’s Movie Night Submission, “Tumblr. - The Documentary”. Pretty much amazing.
I am reblogging, and I’m not a nerd, damnit!
I’m reblogging this so everyone knows I’ve seen it.
Hillarious!
Google to buy Digg? →
jonathandeamer:
Can you say “internet monopoly”? ;-)
But at least an acquisition of Digg might mean some improvements to the site…I’ve not used it for a long time.
‘Might’ HA! not from what I’ve seen…
Overheard In The Office
CSR, on speakerphone: And where would you like this order shipped?
Secretary: 123 Main St.*, Los Alamos, New Mexico.
CSR : We don't ship out of the country.
Secretary: That's fine, but this address is in the country.
CSR : No, you said to ship it to New Mexico.
Secretary: Yes, New Mexico is a state in the US.
CSR : Sorry, but we can't ship out of the US.
Secretary: Do you have a supervisor I can talk to, please?
[Long pause.]
CSR supervisor: This is Tim. Can I help you?
Secretary: I hope so, Tim. Your employee doesn't seem to understand that New Mexico is a state in the United States, and so refuses to ship me your product.
Supervisor: Well, that's true. We can't ship out of the country. I'm sorry ma'am.
Secretary, raising her voice a little: Have you never even heard of the state of New Mexico? It's one of the big, square ones? It's right between Texas and Arizona? It's one of the 50 United States?
Supervisor: I'm sorry, it's just our policy not to ship out of the US.
Secretary: Tim, let me get this straight. Your company is going to lose a $14,000 order because the people in your customer service department are too moronic to know or comprehend that the state of New Mexico is a part of the United States?
Supervisor: Yes, ma'am. That's our policy.
Secretary, completely exasperated: Well, I guess there's nothing more to be said, is there?
Supervisor: No, ma'am. Have a nice day.
Watchtravors:
How to torment telemarketers
Yes!
In my next life….
onemoretimewithfeeling:
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch! on your first day.
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Power user setup on OS X
marco:
Casey Liss just got his first Mac. (I guess I won this.)
Note to Windows readers: This post is full of the little squiggly “⌘” symbol found on the “Apple key” on the keyboard. Windows’ Unicode support is half-assed, so if you can’t see ⌘this⌘symbol⌘ or if it shows up as question marks or boxes, oh well. You’re probably already skimming over this post anyway because you’re angry that...
3G
Confirmed for iPhone
Yawn!
so far not all that impressed with the apple keynote.
GET TO THE NEW HARDWARE ALREADY!